Beam Balancer Pillows

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

The hour of justice

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Fitness Course.

Waiting staff

'He has a learning disorder.'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

Workaholism is a disease. It can be cured.

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

Missing You#2

'You wash, I'll dry.'

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

'If stocks are up, bonds are down. If bonds are up, stocks are down. It's life's Yin and Yang.'

The good news is, I'm going to let you work from home. The bad news is, I'm moving in with you.

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

Bath Juggler

Harmony help wanted: YINS, yangs need not apply.

'It's Artie from Accounting. Apparently he was trying to cover his rear, watch his back, bury his head in the sand and balance the books, when something just SNAPPED!'

Balance beam medal ceremony.

"In order to help the environment, Edward is only using paper bags now."

Political Speech Writer's Jargon In and Jargon Going Forward Desk Organizers.