Balance Beam Baller Pillows

Fitness Course.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

The hour of justice

Treading a fine lion.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Football party

'Can you check my balance.'

Waiting staff

Workaholics Anonymous

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

Tightrope Walker.

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

Handstand

A gymnast holding a balloon

Missing You#2

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Tightrope Walker

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

Working Out

Gymnastics.

'Happy birthday, darling!'

'Pierre inched his way across the high wire. One false step and Thanksgiving would come early this year.'

Lyrics tightrope balance