Beak Observer Pillows

'Looks like Helen had some work done.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"You've changed."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'It's almost as if they knew!'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

The life of penguins.

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"He's so full of shit."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Bird Bath.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

Shark food pyramid.

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

The revenge of Russell