Beachy Business Guru Mugs

Surfer on his mobile phone.

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The MBA Draft

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Career opportunities

"Uh-Oh..."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Early Business Planning

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I think you might need to start again."

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Target your message

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'The company's in great shape financially. Hey, a bent but still usable staple!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"It's going to require a great deal of money."

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

Female business.

"This is Mr Jones, the new Head of our Holding Company."

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

Giant merger.