Beachside Economist Mugs

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Business Vacation.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Endless Summer III"

'Can't you ever forget work?'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

'You have ear wax.'

Gus never found the perfect wave

Surfer on his mobile phone.

'Lawyers never come out where there's sand. The cats always try to bury them...'

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

Business Vacation.

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

Seagulls

'The acme fund...1 yr, 10...5 yr, 12...10 yr, 17.'

"It's an infomercial in support of 'free trade' - so that cheap Chinese goods and expensive U.S. goods can complete on the open market."

'Get going or wait for the tide?'

'Yes, I'm retired but my former coworkers keep calling to find out who they should kiss up to.'

Man walking down the beach with a phone to one ear and a shell to the other.

Honeymoon couple on a beach, husband smoking his pipe

'Jason feels insecure if he's too far from his money... but electronic bank statements have cured that!'

'Irwin, you've been retired for two years. Isn't it time you stopped being a pompous ass?'

Business Vacation.

'I hear a tiny voice complaining about global warming.'