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'Perhaps it'll come back when the tide's out.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Nation-building never works."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Daughters on the beach

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Crab with a clown face.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

A crab with a utility knife claw