Beach Warriors Prints

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"It's true: no more burpees."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'Keep fit.'

"I'm addicted to water."

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'That's our group plan.'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

When the water's colder than you thought...

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

Muscular Santa

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

Pesos!