Beach Socialite Pillows

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

A day at the races

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"Your party just totally blew us away."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'