Beach-loving Financial Whiz T-Shirts

'The acme fund...1 yr, 10...5 yr, 12...10 yr, 17.'

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Born to raise interest rates.

Business Vacation.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Endless Summer III"

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Academics at the Beach

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'

Got anything for the small investor?

'This is going to hurt, I'm afraid. . .I can't afford to pay.'

'Perkins, what about this trip on your expense account to 'Fantasy Island'?'

Surfer on his mobile phone.

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

'Using this, you will be able to get around the branches more quickly!'

"It's an infomercial in support of 'free trade' - so that cheap Chinese goods and expensive U.S. goods can complete on the open market."

'Jason feels insecure if he's too far from his money... but electronic bank statements have cured that!'

'I get such a lonely feeling in the pit of my stomach out here, not knowing what my stocks are doing.'

"Who said 'I love the sea'?"

'My investment portfolio is a mixed bag. It's performing well but it lacks panache.'

'So like, loan dude, isn't it O.K. to get the actual icea for the kind of e-business we'd like to start after you lend us the $50 million?'

Business Vacation.

'My plan is to build a sandcastle here, but right now I'm working on the financing.'

'Nelson here is in charge of out offshore accounts.'

'As a general rule of thumb, if your only assets are your frequent flyer miles, you don't need to create a trust for your children.'

"Never sell your hotels and try to choose the tiny hat."