Beach Lifestyle Prints

'I give it six months max!'

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Man buying Jack Johnson cd in the catagory of Hip Easy Listening.

"Nation-building never works."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Beach con-man.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Thank-you God.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Working Holiday

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Surf Casting

Pina Coladas

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"