Beach Hero Prints

Heat Seeking Missile - "I told you to sit in the shade."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Brighton Bersagliere.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I think its being tapped.'

Get a rockpool!

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Flying the kite in strong winds

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

Neptune's Weekend

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

'It'll be a working vacation.'

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

"At least some things still make you pop!"

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"Son, for the next maybe 15 minutes, all this is yours."

"So is this going to be one of those travel teams?"

'I guess we could practice beach volleyball for the next Olympics.'

'Stay away from the water...it's freezing!' (Shark attack victim to female on the beach).

"Don't worry about going swimming, I'll keep an eye on you."

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"Dad's Game of Thrones obsession is getting a bit much."