Beach Gossip Aficionados Prints

"I've heard of a 'camel toe' but that is ridiculous."

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Working Holiday.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

The Sun Bather

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

Stock quotes on beach.