Beach Gossip Aficionados Mugs

"I've heard of a 'camel toe' but that is ridiculous."

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

Working Holiday.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

The Sun Bather

Starfish doing the wave.

Stock quotes on beach.