Beach Banter Mugs

"I'm never using SPF zero again."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Mobsters at the Beach

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

Desert Island Gossipping

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

'She's always got to go one better.' (Two catty ladies knitting, talking about the other lady at a loom).

Man falling out of a bathing machine

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

'Whoah - surfs up!'

'Did you know that they can listen in to our telephone conversations?'

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

'The pay's good and the fresh air is great but, man, talk about a hostile work environment!'

'You! Shame on you!'

'It keeps Harold from oogling all of the bathing beauties.'

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

"Have you heard about what the fiberglass in surfboards can do to you?"

The Leathery, Shapeless speedo sporter.

"You called?"

Muscle bound freak scares man to death then buries him in sand.

Donkey Rides - Not for overweight children.

One day on Mussel Beach.

'Hang in there, buddy! I know CPR!'