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"And did that make you feel like a little bitch?"

"Hi everyone, sorry about the mess."

KINKY

Off Leash Area

"Actually, it was my accountant who suggested I should get into stocks and bonds."

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

Leather Daddy Long Legs

"Good grief, it's not Thursday already, is it?"

S and M institute

"He forgot our 'safe word'."

'Anything else need tying up?'

Dr. Mistriss Harley Payne, D.D.S., B.D.S.M.

"Alexa, play me what I deserve."

"You're a bad Silicon Valley CEO, are't you? You need to be regulated, don't you."

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

"Gee, Harriet, you are the kinkiest!"

Leash Free Park

Where have you been? I met this woman. She was incredible. Really? Tell me. She's a salesperson at Computer Villa. She's a Dominatrix. Oh no. It was amazing. She told me what to buy. She called my old technology obsolete! Time to check you into a home. Where's Sadie? I need to be spanked with my phone.

ASMR Dominatrix

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

"I've forgotten my safe word."

"No, it's not a sex thing."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

Ratminton

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Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Pop Culture for Teens

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

I love PE.

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

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