Bbq Maestro Pillows

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

Jack of all trades

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Burnt or Raw?

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'What'll it be?'

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

Patissier

Onion Tears

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

A grand piano bbq

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

Genie Barbecue.

Pollsters