Bbq Boarder Of Healthy Alternatives Prints

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Barbeque Casualty.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

Burnt or Raw?

"Come and get it!"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'Come and get it!'

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Global warming enough for ya?"