Bbc Iplayer Mugs

TV Licensing detection unit van

'Einsteiners.'

Cut!

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Before instant replay.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Gogglebollox.

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

Cellist wearing face mask.

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'The past few months have certainly felt like the end of the world. But what could possibly go wrong now?'

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.

'The cost? I would say about 496 telly licences.'

Downton Abbey

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

ANTZ IN YOUR KRANTZ

Michael Buerk

"Do we want to subscribe to the national anthem?"

Sir Alex Ferguson breaks seven-year boycott of the BBC.

Lance Franklin

We've been social distancing. As small groups start to meet, we're going to let other letters fill the space between us. It's risky. We could find ourseles "failure" or "fake." Or "fire" "France" would be fun. Maybe it's not the right time for that yet. I'd also like "fame" or "fortune." Those are good, but I think it would be hard to do better than "fudge"!

Tony Hancock

Dr. Anthony Fauci

No Hesitation, Repetition or Deviation

BBC Scheduling Meeting, "The correct answer was no, we don't need another quiz show, so that's five points to the other team."

Rowing Club: In and Out, In and Out, In and Out.