Bbc Iplayer Mugs

TV Licensing detection unit van

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Before instant replay.

Gogglebollox.

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

Cellist wearing face mask.

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'The past few months have certainly felt like the end of the world. But what could possibly go wrong now?'

'The cost? I would say about 496 telly licences.'

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

ANTZ IN YOUR KRANTZ

"Do we want to subscribe to the national anthem?"

Tony Hancock

Dr. Anthony Fauci

BBC Scheduling Meeting, "The correct answer was no, we don't need another quiz show, so that's five points to the other team."

Rowing Club: In and Out, In and Out, In and Out.

"There's just no stopping George, is there?"