Bavarian Culture Buff Pillows

Guitar Player in Traditional Germanic Dress

German Woodsman

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Now I really hate poetry."

Great British Eccentrics.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The Selfie

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Pearly King and Queen

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Picasso: The Early Years

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

I love the Shard

The High Line at Giza

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

Kultural K9's.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Pizza Tower Bridge

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

Hoxton map.

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Barry Norman

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

Maypole

A meeting on the pier

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."