Battlefield Tourist Prints

The Bombardment of Fredericksburg, before Army of the Potomac's Crossing

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Iron clad sailors

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

The Unknown Military Contractor

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

The Signs of Time

A Cow Tank.

"This could get nasty..."

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Roman paramedic.

'... Now this releases me from any liability. And this form ...' 'Fred's legal experiences in civilian life interfered with his work in a war zone.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'Thank You'

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

"You could say I'm a war veteran. I'm a retired junior high teacher."

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

British Patent (applied for) The Outflanking Machine for Turning Movements

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

You can't go back.

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

France.

Think tank: 'I think therefore I blow stuff up!'

Tank

"I know the enemy of my enemy is my friend, but we're bombing ourselves again."

War Journalism

The goblin and the sexton

'Assured destruction? That sounds VERY reassuring!'