Battlefield Tourist Mugs

The Bombardment of Fredericksburg, before Army of the Potomac's Crossing

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Iron clad sailors

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

The Unknown Military Contractor

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

Siege of Charleston - Sinking of Monitor USS Weehawken in High Seas

The unknown soldier: war grave.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

The Signs of Time

A Cow Tank.

"This could get nasty..."

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

'... Now this releases me from any liability. And this form ...' 'Fred's legal experiences in civilian life interfered with his work in a war zone.'

Roman paramedic.

'Why are they all picking on me?'

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

'Thank You'

"You could say I'm a war veteran. I'm a retired junior high teacher."

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

'Say, this isn't so bad.'

You can't go back.

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

British Patent (applied for) The Outflanking Machine for Turning Movements

France.

"I know the enemy of my enemy is my friend, but we're bombing ourselves again."

Think tank: 'I think therefore I blow stuff up!'

Tank

Delayed Action Bomb Machine

The goblin and the sexton