Battery Backup Planner Mugs

"You know how I said I programmed the geolocation of the oasis in my GPS-receiver? Well, funny thing, the battery is flat..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

'I'm taking no chances.'

"Hang on, I've just thought of a plan B."

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

Saving up for a rainy day.

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

'So much for Plan B!'

'Smart bloke.'

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'

Battery life time

"Forget the comet! We're going to make a killing on end-of-the-word merchandise!"

'I always carry my hammer, incase we're shipwrecked, and I need it to crack coconuts.'

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

The end of the world is nigh - Get your specially adapted clock here

"It is the end of the world, but who would have thought it would be so noninvasive and convenient."

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

Cat stuck up tree with 'You are here' sign.

His and Hers In Case of Emergency

Indoor Picnic.