Baton Wizard Mugs

Misconduct. You?

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Malcolm Sargent

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Golden age of music

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Boat Launch'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Leonard Bernstein

Franz Liszt.

Conductorcize.