Baton Waver Gifts

Malcolm Sargent

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"Beware of Don"

Vendor selling testosterone.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Golden age of music

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Leonard Bernstein

Franz Liszt.

Fighting Gondoliers.

Nicola Sturgeon

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

Conductorcize.

Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!"

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

'Hello there big fellow! This is Canadian territory and I am your Prime Minister!'

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

The Conductor

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

On my downbeat...

Banana Midlife Crisis

Bill de Blasio

Orchestral Conductor.

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

England flag wheelchair.