Baton Passer Mugs

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"We're going to have to work on that hand off."

Relay runners

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Push for Disco...

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Lighthouse Beam.

Malcolm Sargent

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Golden age of music

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Early Tech Support

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Sun's on/off switch...

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

Leonard Bernstein

Franz Liszt.

Astronauthead: Extreme Danger...DO NOT TOUCH.

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

Conductorcize.

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

Umpire's Banquet.

The Conductor

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

"And what do you do. . ?"

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

On my downbeat...

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

STRIP Hambone: Automatic 'On' button