Batman Believer Mugs

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Ghost School.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Batman's Baby

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

'Get an afterlife!'

The next damn Batman.

Batman tissue dispenser.

Batman's first Bat Mobile

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

The art of fishing.

Batman and Catwoman chilling at home

"I'm Batman."

To the Batmobile!

Donald Trump as a Baby Joker

It's sent from a phone now.

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"Drats! It’s Manbat."

'Is ther something you'd like to tell me, Rachel?'

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

"What a coincidence. We're religious 'nones', too."

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

Tell Santa What You Want. ... And tell your goof-off elves that last year they forgot the batteries!

'Yeah, we don't need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!'

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

Pinocchio auditions for a boyband.

Batman kicked Robin out of the batcave. He's persona non grotto!

Batman versus Robin

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."