Bathtub Water Testers Pillows

'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Duck in a bathtub

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

"They do say results will vary."

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

Circus News

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

'You wash, I'll dry.'

Bird Bath.

"Would sir care to see the water list?"

"Bottled or tap?"

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

Doing our bit to save the planet.

'I wouldn't recommend this job to anyone with a toupee.'

Bath with Pair of Stilts

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

"First they kicked me out of the petting zoo, then I lost my job testing water beds."

'My wife is frigid!'

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

Bathtub with markers to show the water depth

Tunnel of Loofah

'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'

"Can't you leave the health and safety at work!"

Man drinking lots of water