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"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

Bad fake tan day.

Kitchen Tetris

A smiling cyclist

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Bagpipes in the bath.

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Scotsman in the bath...

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Hire Wire Act

"First whack at sword swallowing?"

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'Will that be on your store charge?'

Concerned about getting his expectant wife to the hospital on time, Gary hired a stunt driver for the 'big day'.

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."

At the retirement home for daredevils.

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

The Human Cannonball flies past space capsule.

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

'Oh, come on -- You only live once!'

Jello in the diving pool.

An eagle catches springboard diver.

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

The Tightrope Walker

The Shark Cage

Mountain climbing, next exit...(Man posting sign falls).