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'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Face painting.

Cookbooks

Future garbage truck driver.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Mixed marriage: food fight

"I'm running a loose ship."

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

'This Marine Cooking School taught me a great recipe, Mom... you take one-hundred pounds of potatoes...'

'John's into 'computer-hacking' in a big way!'

Medusa's bathtub

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'