Bathrobe Aficionado Prints

"99, 100. Ready or not, here I come." And so begins Bob's search for spiritual fulfillment.

Xenophobe in a bathrobe.

'You must be new here. Most of us just hang around in our bathrobes'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Man in Bath

Bathing and Showering.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.