Bathing Suit Shopper T-Shirts

Nothing motivates a diet like shopping for a bathing suit.

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

Bring your own inflatable.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

New Suit.

Parade of Businessmen

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

At the suit makers

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Waiting for Pants

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

Small Businesses Go Under.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'