Bathing Buff Prints

"You have no idea what I've been through."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

Strategies that will always work

"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"

How to recover from a bad day

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Easter Island

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

Contrary to popular belief... pigs are very clean animals!

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Sleeping Chair.

Goldfish in a Rowing Boat

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

Mozart swimming.

Boating Reflection

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

The Easter Bunny in August

Remote control bridge in bath.

Dirty Old Man