Bath Toy Enthusiast Mugs

'Next time I'll bring the decoy!'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

Baby Hairstyles.

Bagpipes in the bath.

Loofah Lady

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

I love bathtime.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Duck in a bathtub

Man in Bath

Bathing and Showering.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"