Bath Toy Enthusiast Mugs

'Next time I'll bring the decoy!'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Bagpipes in the bath.

Loofah Lady

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Duck in a bathtub

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."