Bath Time Botanist Pillows

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Lady of the bath...

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Water power.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Admiral in the bath.

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"OMG!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Not now!"

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"What? You said 'grab a tub toy.'"

Centurion in a Shower

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Bath tube with human feet.

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath