Bass Mastery Believer Pillows

National Bass Anglers Headquarters - 'Thank you for not lying.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Double Bass Jumpers.

Music for car stereos

"Only caught one, eh."

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Turn down the bass."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

Double bass skating

The Cello Victims

Double Bass.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Boom Box

Ray Charles

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Bootsy Collins

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

Evolution of the upright bass

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"That bass isn't bad."

It was the bottom of the ninth and the bassists were loaded. O

Team Bass

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'