Bass Head T-Shirts

Windshield repair.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Beer Stall

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Loud mouth bass.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Veloci-Rapper

"Only caught one, eh."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

The Grim Rapper

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Real Beer People

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

Double Bass.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

"When we talked on the phone I never said that I was a non-drinking man! I said a one-drink man!"

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to smell hoppy. ! !

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.