Bass Beat Bashers Mugs

Goldie.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Mice playing double bass

Dictator, Interrupted

"FISH ON"

Double bass in space

Musician's Fishing Trip

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"Help!"

Double bass skating

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

Double Bass.

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

Dictator, Interrupted

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Dogs play the double bass

Cats play the double bass

Bootsy Collins

Bass Camp

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

Evolution of the upright bass

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

Man playing double bass which transforms into a woman.

"You can't beat a good bit of dung and bass!"

"No, you come in on four."

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!

'The traffic wardens around here are absolute b**tards.'

"Sorry, we already have a bass player."

'I think the bass are after frogs.'

"Practice produces many benefits for the bass guitarist: smoother scales, faster arpeggios, and apparently the ability to peel a grapefruit with one hand."

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"