Basquiat Admirer Gifts

"If Basquiat painted it, you wouldn't say the naïveté seems forced."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Hildegard von Bingen

A man taking a bow

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Robert Schumann

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Charles Baudelaire

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

J. M. W. Turner

Artistic Licence.

Loud Chorister

Ludwig von Beethoven

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

Forrest Gander

'Do you know the pearl fishers?'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

Godot - Retard Indetermine

Chapeaux!

'Thanks for babysitting Jim: Joey should feel right at home...'

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

Kangaroo to other: 'I dropped three pounds once I got rid of all the lint buildup.'