Basketball Pool Enthusiast Pillows

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

"Good game."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

The Salmon Run

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Why moms make bad refs.

Playing pig

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

I love Basketball.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Basketball.

Puppy.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

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'Is the water cold?'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Bankside

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

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Game In A Can.

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'