Basketball Juggler Prints

'You need a college education to fall back on, Timmy. You cannot count on being captured and spending the rest of your life balancing basketballs on the end of your nose.'

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Football

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Balancing work and family

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

Brickie's Mate

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

University of xylongatnyfexodyl never heard of it

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

Education Guidance

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'While you were out I replaced you.'

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."