Basketball Jester Prints

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Beer Order

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Women in a cross country race

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Books / Coffee table books

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

Show Jumping Tantrums

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Poet's Corner

Rugby oldies

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7

"Would you be upset if we marked it as humor?"

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

"Since I know you got your book report off the internet, and you know I got my math lesson off the internet, I guess we're even."

'Ah, Gibbon. Are you learning anything?'

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

"Just a few pumps more...!"

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.