Basketball Fantasy Mugs

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Church for sports worshipers.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Gary turns 40.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

The Salmon Run

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Basketball

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"I love fast break business success."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Why moms make bad refs.

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'