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"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Church for sports worshipers.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Gary turns 40.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

The Salmon Run

"How should we divide the teams?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

The Other Cooperstown

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Baking

'It's baseball season!'