Basketball Bracket Buff Prints

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Church for sports worshipers.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

The Salmon Run

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Gary turns 40.

"How should we divide the teams?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'It's baseball season!'

The Other Cooperstown

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."