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I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

Interdisciplinary studies.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Football

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Balancing work and family

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

Moving in

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

A woman watches football on her computer.

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Brickie's Mate

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

'While you were out I replaced you.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy