Basket Case Fanatic Pillows

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

Gary turns 40.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Puppy.

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Sisyphus pushing a huge basketball up the hill

"Job interview!"

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

'So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you.'

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'I can't believe it, Bob Two seats for the NBA finals right on the half-court line!'

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

'My fan focus groups indicate that I should show more of my legs.'

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

'These are great seats, Kenny'

...Now lets see if you can make a free throw.

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'Well, here's your answer, Schluman. How can I possible promote you to district sales manager if you can't even palm a basketball?'

"That's for our son. . . the one with a basketball scholarship!"

"Joe and Pete, you two should be averaging way more rebounds."

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

'Come on! Come on! Step in it!!'

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."