Basket Case Fanatic Mugs

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

Gary turns 40.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Puppy.

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

"Job interview!"

Sisyphus pushing a huge basketball up the hill

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'I can't believe it, Bob Two seats for the NBA finals right on the half-court line!'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

'My fan focus groups indicate that I should show more of my legs.'

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

...Now lets see if you can make a free throw.

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"Joe and Pete, you two should be averaging way more rebounds."

'These are great seats, Kenny'

'Well, here's your answer, Schluman. How can I possible promote you to district sales manager if you can't even palm a basketball?'

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

'Come on! Come on! Step in it!!'

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

'He's a little unpredictable, but with the right combination of medication and therapy, he can make an impact on this league.'