Baseball Official Mugs

A picket line for the umpires union.

"They're right, you do need glasses."

'... 'Pickoff'?... No... 'Ground out'? ... No...'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Perils of the double play.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

The Other Cooperstown

'It's baseball season!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Currently Boston

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."