Baseball Investment Enthusiast Prints

The Babe points to where his investment portfolio is going!

'Now that I have your attention...'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

The day the stock market went UP.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Profit

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

Wall Street Couch

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

350 Feet.

Day trading.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Perils of the double play.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."