Baseball Expert Prints

"In a further effort to ingratiate herself with New Yorkers, Hillary Clinton threw out the first pitch at last night's Yankee game and went on to pitch three scoreless innings."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Perils of the double play.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

Baseball.

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Baseball Dreams

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."